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CONDITION OF JOKES IN ISLAM Imam Al-Nawawi(may Allah have mercy on Him) said:"The kind of joking which is forbidden is that which is excessive and persistent for it leads to too much laughter and hardening of heart and it distracts from remembrance of Allah.But who ever is safe from such dangers then that which the messenger of Allah used to do is permissible for him". Sa'ad Ibn Abi waqqas said: " set a limit to your jokes,the amount of joking should be like the amount of salt in one's food." The prophet (s.A.w) said"Do not laugh too much for laughing too much deadens the heart".(saheeh al-jaani 7312). A man said to safyan ibn Uyaynah (may Allah be pleased with him)"Joking is not right,it is to be denounced." He replied (sufyan) "Rather it is sunnah".But only for those who know how to do it and do it at the appropriate time".

WHY I WILL NOT MARRY ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TRIBE'S GIRL-Garba usman; Engineer Garba usman yesterday in an interview with Dr.Aliyu muhammad BAba and Dr.Admad Ibrahim asserted with reasons that "In my life, I made a promise to myself that I will never make attempt to marry any girl belong to the Following tribes",Viz: 1.Babur,though I am also from that backround.The reason is that,most of their men are stingy which they inherit from their mothers.And the women mostly give birth to illegitimate child before getting marriage which they call 'na dakan kubewa'. 2.kanuri,they are envious,cruel and selfish people.So how could i ruin my offspring with this black seed? 3.Hausa,they are stingy too,they dont care about western education,only what they know is business and religious knowledge.And in my ambition,i will like to see my child highly placed in government. 3.Yoruba, because of their clamziness, although they have respect. 4.Shuwa, they are very problematic people,they can easily enchant.

Sheeps shot dead _on 19,April,2012. The people of Ngomari Airport woke up and found the cadaver of two goats who were shot to dead allegedly stated to be done by soldiers in the area. It was just discovered that the corpse to be fresh and the holes indicating the penetration of bullets were found.The soldiers were comfronted about the incident and they pleaded to the owners of the sheeps by disclosing that they did it mistakely as they found them selves suspicious to the sheeps as they appeared as human figure.Written by Ahmad Ibrahim Ahmad

Ex-governor james Ibori jailed 13 years for laundering.It will now serve as a lesson for bad leaders to reorient and work for their people.

Nigeria_Ah! What all the hell about eh?, my children i am your mother and i gave birth to all of you en,why are you bringing misunderstandings among you?,every where you go you cant not a great mumm as me, I gave birth to you and gave you a special moral training and now that you have grown you want to dissociate.Hm lets remember your Fathers and pray for them and also follow their footsteps for better Living.Your fathers such as Sardauna sokoto,Namdi Azikwe,Murtala muhammad and others loved me to the extent and now you want to abandon me.heehehehe! I must curse you if you do so.

Jonathan abandons hundred per cent subsidy removal.Committee asigned by house of Reps uncover 299Bn subsidy scam led by Farouk Lawan-yesterday

Parties denounce Jonathan's aspiration to recontest for 2015 election.They said he should respect his Oaths.

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The National Examination Examination council(NECO) has finally released the resently written GCE nov/dec examinations where 99.9% of the candidates failed.It was uploaded to the net account on Wednesday night just yesterday.Some students were analised to involve to commit exam malpractice.We use some technics in fishing out those that do something that is not comply with our rules, neco says.We identified some hand writtings to be different from the one on the other papers.People like Haruna yusuf,Adamu Iliya,Sarah ogunbi,Ahmad Ibrahim Ahmad and others were alleged to involve in exam malpractice because their scores goes beyond oue expectation-Neco.Then we find a way to prevent future occurance then we devalue their results by failing them the necessary important subjects including English and Maths.